River Exploring

Please post here what you find while exploring the river

You decide it would be nice to just relax and do a bit of fishing. You
dig around on the Wonka Boat and find a big freaky candy cane you can
use as a fishing pole and a long thin piece of licorice you can tie
around it to make a line.

You take out a piece of pre-chewed gum and stick it onto the end of the licorice piece. Ah, Bait!

You cast your line out into the water and kick back. A few minutes go
by and you feel a tug on your line! You pull it in and retrieve your
prize!



You take the Blowfish and place it into your trolly.


Blowfish ( 25 awake)

You eat the Blowfish. It's by far the most delicious fish you've ever had. It's also extremely deadly.

You lose ***** life. this will take ALL your life

You decide it would be nice to just relax and do a bit of fishing. You dig around on the Wonka Boat and find a big freaky candy cane you can use as a fishing pole and a long thin piece of licorice you can tie around it to make a line.

You take out a piece of pre-chewed gum and stick it onto the end of the licorice piece. Ah, Bait!

You cast your line out into the water and kick back. A few minutes go by and you feel a tug on your line! You pull it in and retrieve your prize!



You take the Salmon and place it into your trolly.

Salmon (+8 awake)

no side effects at all

You decide it would be nice to just relax and do a bit of fishing. You dig around on the Wonka Boat and find a big freaky candy cane you can use as a fishing pole and a long thin piece of licorice you can tie around it to make a line.

You take out a piece of pre-chewed gum and stick it onto the end of the licorice piece. Ah, Bait!

You cast your line out into the water and kick back. A few minutes go by and you feel a tug on your line! You pull it in and retrieve your prize!



You take the Fish Sticks and place it into your trolly.

Fish Sticks (+12 awake) also no side effects

You decide it would be nice to just relax and do a bit of fishing. You dig around on the Wonka Boat and find a big freaky candy cane you can use as a fishing pole and a long thin piece of licorice you can tie around it to make a line.

Unfortunately you can't find anything that will stick to the licorice that you can use as bait...

You cast your line out into the water and kick back. A few minutes go by and you feel a tug on your line! You pull it in and retrieve your prize!



You take the Rotten Fish and place it into your trolly.

well nothing new

You decide it would be nice to just relax and do a bit of fishing. You dig around on the Wonka Boat and find a big freaky candy cane you can use as a fishing pole and a long thin piece of licorice you can tie around it to make a line.

Unfortunately you can't find anything that will stick to the licorice that you can use as bait...

You cast your line out into the water and kick back. A few minutes go by and you feel a tug on your line! You pull it in and retrieve your prize!



You take the Octopus and place it into your trolly.

Octopus ( 20 awake) [Consume] no side effects

After Mission 7:

While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.

You get the Jagermeister

+ 0.025 power/speed/strength!

+ 0.09 Drinking!

+ 0.1 Blood Alcohol

You decide it would be nice to just relax and do a bit of fishing. You
dig around on the Wonka Boat and find a big freaky candy cane you can
use as a fishing pole and a long thin piece of licorice you can tie
around it to make a line.

Unfortunately you can't find anything that will stick to the licorice that you can use as bait...

You cast your line out into the water and kick back. A few minutes go
by and you feel a tug on your line! You pull it in and retrieve your
prize!



You take the Catfish and place it into your trolly.

+14T no side effects

While sailing your boat past a jungle thicket you see a coconut floating in the water nearby.

**********: I wonder what a coconut is doing out here...

Crazy Eddie: That no coconut.

Eddie leans down into the water and pulls the not-coconut up out of the water and hands it to you.

Crazy Eddie: Is tiny head. Very valuable. Delicacy. Yum yum.

That's when you notice what Eddie has handed you is no coconut, but a shrunken head. Cool!

You get the Shrunken Head

ps this is nothing to eat

Shrunken Head
$8000
80pp
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You see a six pack of beer floating in the water. You reach in and pull it out.

You pull out some beers and hand them around to the crew, then take the rest for yourself. Cheers!

You get (2) Zima Light(s)

Bottoms up! You down all of the Zima Light

You lose 0.025 strength
You gain 0.06 Drinking!

While sailing near the Dive Bar you see a box floating in the water nearby. You reach in and pull it out.

The box has Olives written on the side of it, though it's mostly empty. You dig around in the bottom and find what you can.

You get (2) Olive(s)

You see a six pack of beer floating in the water. You reach in and pull it out.

You pull out some beers and hand them around to the crew, then take the rest for yourself. Cheers!

You get (2) Portly Stout(s)

Also irish cream
Two Buck Chuck

Buck Chuck????

I got an orange juice today... i forgot to copy and paste it sorry

Motors - sorry didn't copy paste

While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.

You get the Decaf Kahlua

While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.

You get the Jack Daniel's

You're sailing past a patch of jungle when you hear singing... the most beautiful singing you've ever heard in fact...

You follow the haunting melody into a cove glowing with a magical light
from within. Perched on a rock in the center of a pool of clear blue
water are 3 of the most beautiful women you have ever seen. The first
waves you over seductively with her finger. The second opens her arms
to you. The third begins to speak while the other two continue their
ethereal song.

Third Siren: Come, **********. Come bathe with us and hear us sing. We've been waiting for you...


You think about it for a second before reaching into your backpack and pulling out a bar of soap.
**********: Okay! I'm jumping in!

You jump in the water and use the soap to bathe up. The three sirens
soon jump in with you and all four of you spend a bit of time playing
marco polo, bouncing a beach ball back and forth, and laughing. After a
bit you get back onto your ship and dry off.

**********: Thanks ladies! That was a wonderful time!

The three women smile and head back towards their rock. Well, wasn't
that nice! Your mind, body, and spirit all feel refreshed!

You use 1 bar of soap

You gained 1 intel.
You gained 1 speed.
You gained 1 power.
You gained 1 strength.

While sailing around near the dive bar you notice an odd shaped package floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.

It's a two for one value pack of Irish Cream! What a bargain!

You get (2) Irish Cream(s)

While sailing down the river, you pull out your King's cup to admire it.

**********: Man, this thing is filthy...

You lean over the edge of the boat and dip it in the river to wash it out, but when you pull the cup back up, it's a little heavier. That's when you hear a panicked squeak!

**********: What the hell...

Peaking inside the cup, you see a small rat dressed up like a pirate!

The rat poison on your breath seems to have made him a little wobbly. He tries to jump out, but can't!



You see a Pirate Rat intensively looking for something.
You decide to try to lure it into your cage with 3 week old cheese.
You managed to lure Pirate Rat into the cage.

You decide it might be fun to take a quick break and go for a swim in the river.

You bank off in a little river alcove and take a running leap off the edge of the Wonka Boat into the cool river water.

Ow! You land on something hard!

**********: Son of a- hey!

You look down and see you've landed on a treasure chest! You pull it up on board and open it to find it filled with cash!

You get $1896!

All this river navigating is making you thirsty.

*********: Eddie, you got something refreshing to drink?

Eddie: Eddie have fresh squeezed.

***********: Umm, y'know what, never-

Eddie tosses you a cold box of fresh-squeezed OJ.

Eddie: You take. This stuff no good for soup.

You get the Orange Juice

what is the stats for a pirate rat??