The Hoburbs

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While wandering down Pine Stone Wood Breeze Drive you find a family of four all sitting in front of their house surrounded by boxes of junk.

Father: Ah, you're just in time for the garage sale friend! Have a look around!

You find a box filled with old junk and dig around...

You pull out a Purple Heart and ask the father how much.

Father: $1,000

You pull out the money and pay the man.

You get the Purple Heart

ain't that lovely? can you pawn it?

are the suitcases that you find in the hoburbs useful in any way other than pawning and getting the cash out of them?

As you're walking past a wooden fence you hear groans coming from the other side. You peek your head over to see what's up...

You see about a dozen high school age kids all passed out in the backyard. Empty kegs and plastic cups litter the grass, all circled around a still smoldering grill. Looks like these kids had one hell of a Bar-B-Q.

You hop the fence and grab one of the empty kegs! Score!

You get the Empty Keg

You come across a group of kids playing Dungeons & Dragons on the front porch of one of the Hoburban houses.

Nerdy Kid: Hey you! Yeah, the dirty lookin fella! Do you wanna play some D&D? Our Necromancer had to leave early and now we're short one in our adventuring party!

You spend a little while rolling D20s and treasure hunting with the group of nerds, and hey, you even gain some stats in the process!

Your Intelligence increased by .5 Points!
or sometimes its
Your Dexterity increased by 1 Point!

You wander by a driveway in the Hoburbs and spot an older guy with a fadora packing way too much luggage on top of the family car.

Father: Hurry up kids! We were supposed to leave here fifteen minutes ago!

Wife: Dear, this is supposed to be a relaxing vacation...

Father: Need I remind you, if we don't make it to Egypt by sundown the Russians will get their mind control device! Do YOU want the Russians inside YOUR brain?

Little Girl: Mommmm, did daddy forget to take his medicine again?

The Father rushes his family into the car and peels out of the driveway. As he zooms away down the street, a piece of luggage falls off the top of his stack. You walk over and pick it up.

Inside you find some kind of weird, glowing crystal skull. Neat! Bet you could get a few bucks for this thing over at the Pawn Shop!

You get the Crystal Skull ($7500 & 75pp)

While wandering down Pine Stone Wood Breeze Drive you find a family of four all sitting in front of their house surrounded by boxes of junk.

Father: Ah, you're just in time for the garage sale friend! Have a look around!

You find a box filled with old junk and dig around...

You pull out a Walkman and ask the father how much.

Father: $100

You pull out the money and pay the man.

You get the Walkman

You're walking down the street kicking a can when you hear a loud screeeeeeeeeeeeeecccchhhhhh behind you! You turn around just in time to see a pimped out car slam into a brick mailbox.

You're about to call for help, but notice the driver stumble out of the car, dizzy, but intact. You notice one of the fancy rims on his car was jarred loose by the impact...

You grab the Rims and run before the guy even notices.

You get the Fancy Rims ($3000 40pp)

While walking down the street you spy a mailbox with it's red flag raised. You decide to peak inside and find a fat envelope inside...

You find $7948 inside! Nice!

Authors note: I have gotten as little as 1500 and as much as 8000. so dont worry if its less than this.

Walking down the streets of the Hoburb, you notice it's trash day. In addition to the normal trash bins you see bright green tubs full of bottles and cans...

You pull all the cans you can find out of one of the recycling bins.

You get 5 cans!

You walk past a bunch of teenage skaters doing jumps off the curb.

Skater Kid: Hey dudes! Watch me ollie over Old Man Hoolihan's Jalopy!

The Skater Kid kicks off with his foot and careens straight at the dusty old car. He leans down to grab the board and just ends up slamming his head into the side of the jalopy, knocking himself unconcious.

Skater Kid's Friend: Hey, I think he's hurt!

Skater Kid's Other Friend: Let's get out of here!

The Kid's friends bolt Leaving you standing there. Well... Not much you can do. You're no doctor.

You grab the Kid's skateboard and take off.

You get the Skateboard

Another Hobo spots you walking down the street and confronts you.

Hobo: Hey, this is my street to work buddy, find your own!

Before you can even respond he takes a swing at you! Crazy bastard!

Fight with Hoburbs Hobo:

1. You poke him in the eye with a feather taking 1500 life (0 life)

Great success, you win!
Your Sting gained 7 exp (887/1800)
Your Mithril Grocery Bag gained 7 exp (1156/2200)
You win!

You gained 0.15 strength.

You're walking down the sidewalk trying not to step on any cracks when *BAM*! Somebody slams right into you, knocking you down!

You look up to see a jogger with a green headband offering you a hand.

Jogger: Oh my! I'm so sorry friend! How can I ever make it up to you?

********: ...Can you spare some cash?

Jogger: Sorry, but I don't have anything other than the clothes on my back!

********: Well how about giving my that headband then?

You get the Green Headband

You're walking down one of the Hoburban streets when you come to a dead end. You hear a voice and turn to see an old man on a rocking chair calling out to you from his porch.

Old Man: End of the line son. Not too many people come down here anymore...

The old man hawks into a spatoon next to him.

Old Man: I'll tell you what son, It gets a little lonely out here with no one to keep me company. You sit and listen to my stories for a little while, and I'll make it worth your while.

You sit and listen to the old man's stories for a little while before you realize he's just recounting episodes of Cheers, Happy Days, and the Beverly Hillbillies. You start to get a little uncomfortable when he starts retelling what sounds suspiciously like an episode of Star Trek the Next Generation.

Old Man: ...And that's how we escaped the Borg ship and rescued the Captain. Oh, look at the time! Buffy is about to come on! Well, let me get you a little something for spending some time with an old man.

The Old Man leads you inside to where a brand spanking new Plasma Screen TV is sitting on the ground.

Old Man: I've got tons of these things cluttering up the garage. Go ahead and take it.

Nice!

You get the Plasma Screen TV

Note: A WHOLE TV!!!! 150,000 & 150pp

You run across some teenagers who look like they're scheming. They're hiding behind a mailbox in front of a pristinely kept lawn and a driveway with a brand new car in it...

First Teenager: Hehehe... okay, we've gotta be quick about this. If the Principle catches us tagging his brand new car we'll totally get in trouble.

Second Teenager: Right. I'll be quick.

The Second Teenager pulls what looks like a spray can from a plastic bag and gives it a good shake. He runs up to the principle's car and begins spraying...

Second Teenager: What the- this isn't spray paint! Where'd you buy this?

First Teenager: From the grocery store!

Second Teenager: Dumbass! This is a can of whipped cream!

Suddenly the front door of the house flies open.

Principle: What are you kids doing?!

Second Teenager: Run!

The teenagers bolt and the Principle runs feebly after them. Once they're out of view you grab the can of whipped cream off the driveway.



You take the Can of Whipped Cream and place it into your trolly.

Prize-Winning Yorkshire Terrier $10000 100pp
8 Ball $888 88pp
Green Gloves $1000 50 pp
Pink Lawn Flamingo $300 20pp
Empty Keg $500 25 PP
Purple Heart $1500 50pp
Skateboard $1000 30pp
Fancy Rims $3000 40PP
Signed Basketball $5000 50 PP
Crystal Skull $7500 75pp
Prize-Winning Yorkshire Terrier $10000 100pp
Shrunken Head $8000 80pp
Abandoned Motor $9000 90pp


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