Side-Quests

Here a guide to the beeramid

Ways to get in:

1. be a really good fighter and do more then 1600 average damage

2. be a good begger (good guess might be 100 begging skill) [very T consuming]

3. get yourself a crystal pepsi (inventing room recipes) and sneak by him [probably the easiest way]


Riddles inside:


1.

What is red and green and goes 175 miles per hour?

"a frog in a blender"


2.

Lower your defences and show your weakness.

take of your armor and enter the spot again

3.

To reveal the way forward, A crimson proof is required, Show your vermillion taste

either eat a Red Hot [if you got one save it but if you happen to have 2 use it] or use Rainbow Drops until your tongue turns red


4.

to defeat the Mummy read Day 9 on [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]


*thanks alot for providing me with the riddles to...... oh yeah right can't name you for your own good but thanks anyways

you know who you are and I do so thanks

Some of you might have gotten to the point where you take part in the neighborhood watch and you fall asleep unless you do something against it so I thought to myself I'd show you what you have to do to get this one the right way.

1. You need to obtain Action Comics 1 from the yard sale. This actually is the hardest part to do because the yard sale has gotten rare and you don't always get what you want... nevertheless the Action Comics cost $200k I believe (please correct me when I'm wrong) so you need to carry $200k with you while exploring the Hoburbs.

2. You need to wear a Plastic Helmet (can be purchased at Toys'R'Us) to prevent you from being knocked out with a flashlight.

3. You need to have eaten the Redder Hots (Red Hots + Gasoline in Inventing Room and then light 'em on fire).

4. You need to wear the Green Head Band (well who doesn't???).

5. You must NOT wear the Green Gloves.

6. You need to have reached a score of at least $2500 in RPSLS once in your hobolife.

Once you match all the requirements you can go explore the Hoburbs and once you get to the neighborhood watch it should look like this





Whilst walking down the sidewalk one evening in Hoburbia you spot a poster stapled to a telephone pole.

Together we can beat out crime! Join the Neighborhood watch!

Below that is a phone number. You pull out your trusty cell phone and call the number, and before you know it, they've got you working the night beat! You're hanging out in the security booth at the neighborhood entrance. It's around 2AM, and you start to doze off...

You pull out your copy of Action Comics #1 and flip through it for a few minutes before you hear a noise...

You peer out the booth and don't see anything...

*BAM* Somebody whacks you over the head from behind!

Luckily, your helmet protects you from the blow! You turn around to see a big hairy mean-looking bastard wearing a leather jacket, headband, and wielding a big metal flashlight.

You jump out of the booth and are about to rush the guy when one of his buddies comes up from behind and grabs hold of you...

The thug behind you lets go screaming!

Thug: Ahhhhhh! What the hell? This guy is on fire! Literally! Freakin burned me!

A whole group of thugs appear out of the darkness! There's gotta be a dozen of the bastards! You notice that they all seem to be wearing matching headbands...

Thug: Hey this guy's got one of our patented green headbands on...

Other Thug: See if he knows the secret hand shake!

You recognize the hand signals! He's doing the Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock motions in order!

You mimic the motions, starting with Rock and ending with Spock. The thug reaches out his hand and you grab it and shake.

Thug: Well, looks like you're part of the syndicate? Wanna help us with this job? It'll be a lot more profitable than your neighborhood watch gig.

You spend a half hour helping the thugs loot some houses. By the end of your heisting you end up with the following loot:

You get the Gold Watch

You get the Harvard Degree

You get $95840

You even got one of their cool thievin' flashlights out of the whole thing! Not a bad haul!
You get the Flashlight

Use for the flashlight:

Go down the falling pit the same way as you did on day 18 (drink fizzy falling soda, and then o 8*b o 2*b o b o)


You land at the bottom of the pit with a slight thud. It smarts a
little, but you're not hurt. It's pitch black at the bottom, and it
smells pretty awful...

You pull out your flashlight and flip it
on. The bottom of the pit is covered in garbage. You point the
flashlight at the wall and see hundreds of framed pictures of Veruca
Salt as a little girl.

This must've been her hideaway after the Everlasting Gobstopper took hold of her...

You turn your flashlight and suddenly you spot something glowing a
bright gold. It's some kind of egg... You walk over and pick it up.

You get the Golden Goose Egg

You burp up the rest of your soda and float back to the top of the pit.

Golden Goose Egg
$150000
1500pp

And after you have done fizzy lifting I did it again and got this


You get the Gold Watch Gold Watch

You get the Faberge Egg Faberge Egg

You get the Harvard Degree Harvard Degree

You get $48610

bull....i tried fizzy lifting soda and falling soda right now.... i got the lye..... and i got half a hot dog and a measly couple grand

Sorry I did the night watchman a second time - opppss

smartbread is every $1250 you in. so if you need the 3rd smartbread in order to get the flashlight you need to win up to $3750. it shouldnt be hard but you'll need more than a full bar of T to do that. my highest score was $7950 and that was a pain in the ass..

It looks like the RPSLS requirement is for high score only. While I have a high score of a little over 4000, I haven't played at all in a few days [my current starting amount is $50], and I still managed to get past the thugs.

Amazingly, I got the neighborhood watch event on my first try exploring the hoburbs with all the requirements. I didn't get the Harvard Degree though, only the Gold Watch, $59k, and the Flashlight.

Edit: It looks like the Fizzing Falling Soda Pit trick with the Flashlight only works once [or at least once per reset.] I tried a second time and only got $6k.

the rewards are totally random

you need to be in the highscore in RPSLS in order to meet the requirements in this side quest? is that what you mean?

no I mean you need to have reached a score of $2500 which means you were playing a round for $2500

i even got a pincher rat in the Fizzing Falling Soda Pit

shouldn't you put how to beat the mexican westler in here???its a side quest.

I did it a second time and all I got was 2148$.

so why don't you just add how to beat the mexican wrestler in here???

wel...i finished the flashlight adventure till the fizzy lifting soda room...i did the o 8*b o 2*b o b o...but wen i reached 2*b this comes up

You force yourself to burp. Some of the floatiness from the Fizzy Lifting Soda escapes you and you feel your rate of ascent slow.

You manage to burp out enough of the Fizzy Lifting Soda to completely stop your ascent. You float lightly back down to the ground.

Can anyone please help!

goodwarrior wrote:wel...i finished the flashlight adventure till the fizzy lifting soda room...i did the o 8*b o 2*b o b o...but wen i reached 2*b this comes up

You force yourself to burp. Some of the floatiness from the Fizzy Lifting Soda escapes you and you feel your rate of ascent slow.

You manage to burp out enough of the Fizzy Lifting Soda to completely stop your ascent. You float lightly back down to the ground.

Can anyone please help!

Its not fizzy lifting room but the fizzy falling room. you are using the formula to land safely on the bottom.

ps. whats rpsls?

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

is there a trick to be very good at RSPLS?

In another section is a vague guide to predict the next move

ok thanks